And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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