I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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