I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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