Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
