What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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