Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize