You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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