well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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