I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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