you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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