Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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