I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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