butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
id be glad to
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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