HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
is that a dick in a sweater?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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