So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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