Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
