I'm lost and stupid without you.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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