we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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