Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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