I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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