the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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