He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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