Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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