Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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