Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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