please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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