Banned from zoo.
Again?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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