Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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