i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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