Pappa wants mamma naked
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Did I show you my penis last night?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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