Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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