New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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