yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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