Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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