you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Even my vagina gasped.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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