I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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