i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you inspire me to be a worse person
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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