How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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