Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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