Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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