we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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