I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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