Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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