At least make sure they are 18
Why
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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