Someone shit on the floor
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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