And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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