i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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