and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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