I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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