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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Randomize
