i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
where are my pants?
in the oven.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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