My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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