32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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