For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
