I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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