can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
