Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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