Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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