party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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